Top 5 on Friday

Top 5 reasons why I would rather be a ninja than a pirate

  1. Ninjas do not walk planks; they break them with bare hands.
  2. The FBI does not warn against ninjacy at the beginning of movies.
  3. You don’t need a special day to talk like a ninja.
  4. Nobody made a commercial singing about dressing up as a ninja to work a minimum wage food service job after falling victim to identity theft.
  5. Ninjas do not have parrot poop on the shoulder.

Uh oh, now I’ve done it – I posted something really controversial…


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2 Responses to “Top 5 on Friday”

  1. jwcooper3 Says:

    Plus you get to dress up like a turtle and wear a kewl colored mask…

  2. Bill Says:

    Cooper – Cowa bunga, dude, I did not even think of the Ninja Turtles.

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